#Self Promotion Quotes

“I never sell a book. I sell myself. And the way to sell yourself is to be an instrument of love.”

“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.”

“Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.”

“It is a good plan to have a book with you in all places and at all times. If you are presently without, hurry without delay to the nearest shop and buy one of mine.”

“There were so many fellows ranked over me I couldn't just whoop them all. I had to out-shadow them by talking.”

“I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!”

“Don’t blow your own horn, or you might just miss the music.”

“We acknowledge that we should not talk of our wives; but we seem not to know that we should talk still less of ourselves.”

“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”

“It is as commendable to think well of oneself when alone, as it is ridiculous to speak well of oneself among others.”

“If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!”

“If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.”

“Donald Trump seems to do a good job mentioning his own name.”