"The grass is always greener over the..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Never accept a drink from a urologist.”

“I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.”

“Every moment had its pleasure and its hope.”

“Life is merely terrible; I feel it as few others do. Often — and in my inmost self perhaps all the time — I doubt whether I am a human being.”

“I do not know how to distinguish between waking life and a dream. Are we not always living the life that we imagine we are?”

“This whole earth in which we inhabit is but a point is space.”

“At the beginning of this War megalomania was the only form of sanity.”

“If you have something about yourself that's different, you're lucky. It's not a curse.”