"No man is charming all of the..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

“I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it.”

“Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.”

“It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.”

“There's tremendous pressure, if you're in that [goverment] system, to be involved and be interested and to care about it. There's no room to say, "This is stupid."”

“Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.”

“Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.”

“Jewish men don't know anything.”

“Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.”