"I don't like when there's too much..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”

“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.”

“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”

“It's hard for me to talk to her. All I can do when I look at her is think about the day when I won't be able to. So I spend all my time at school thinking about her, wishing I could see her right then, but when I get to her house, I don't know what to say.”

“She wished she could talk as he did. His speech was so quick and easy. It sounded as if he liked her and was not the least afraid she would not like him, though he was only a common moor boy, in patched clothes and with a funny face and a rough, rusty-red head.”

“I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural awkwardness.”

“I have never knowingly made a non-controversial speech in my life.”

“I've got to confess I'm a pragmatic optimist myself.”

“I am an Addictive Personality, they say, a natural slave to passion - and many Doctors have warned me against it. I am a High-risk Patient.”