"If it's attention you want, don't get..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
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“I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.”
“I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!”
“I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.”