"When it comes to cooking, five years..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty "just adding water." Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better.
More by Erma Bombeck
“There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.”
“Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.”
“Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
More on Cooking
“I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?”
“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
“My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”