"They say our mothers really know how..." - Quote by Robin Williams
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
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“If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.”
“The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.”
“People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'”
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“Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.”
“Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat. Perhaps a couple of whales would be enough.”
“Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.”