"My God, look at the size of..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.”

“Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'”

“You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.”

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose”

“Always obey your parents - when they are present.”

“You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.”

“There is no one who does not exaggerate. In conversation, men are encumbered with personality, and talk too much.”

“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”

“Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.”