"Men have better self-images than women. You..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.
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“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
“Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"”
“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”
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“I think a nap or a rest overnight is great. But who needs three days of rest? Please! The second day, you might die.”
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