"Some women pick men to marry--and others..." - Quote by Mae West

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”

“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”

“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”

“Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind.”

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”

“Men have hitherto treated women like birds which have strayed down to them from the heights; as something more delicate, more fragile, more savage, stranger, sweeter, soulful--but as something which has to be caged up so that it shall not fly away.”

“Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”

“What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.”