"Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.”

“The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'”

“Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.”

“I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.”

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“The passions of youth are not more dangerous to health than is the lukewarmness of old age.”

“Committing to a lifetime of wellness is not a luxury-it's a necessity. You'll never have enough time; you have to make the time.”

“When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.”