"Every man I meet wants to protect..." - Quote by Mae West

“When in doubt take a bath”

“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.”

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

“If treachery is the reward of trust, will the man who trusts come to harm?”

“I try to treat whoever I meet as an old friend. This gives me a genuine feeling of happiness. It is the practice of compassion.”

“A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. His most gaudy sayings and doings seldom deceive them; they see the actual man within, and know him for a shallow and pathetic fellow. In this fact, perhaps, lies one of the best proofs of feminine intelligence, or, as the common phrase makes it, feminine intuition.”

“Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.”

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”