"This session of Congress is also to..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.”

“The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.”

“Things ain't what they used to be and never were.”

“We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?”

“Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.”

“A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”

“Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.”

“Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.”

“Let the farmer forevermore be honored in his calling; for they who labor in the earth are the chosen people of God.”