"I've always taken men just as I..." - Quote by Mae West

“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”

“Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.”

“Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.”

“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present”

“Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.”

“To honor with hymns and panegyrics those who are still alive is not safe; a man should run his course and make a fair ending, and then we will praise him; and let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue.”

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”

“I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.”