"Don't try to teach men how to..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.”

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!”

“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?”

“If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!”

“When you start talking about government as 'we' instead of 'they,' you have been in office too long.”

“When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.”

“Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.”

“I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.”