"If I was your wife Sir, I'd..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“And wherever men are fighting against barbarism, tyranny, and massacre, for freedom, law, and honour, let them remember that the fame of their deeds, even though they themselves be exterminated, may perhaps be celebrated as long as the world rolls round.”

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is a fateful fatalistic apathy.”

“I want no criticism of America at my table. The Americans criticize themselves more than enough.”

“A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.”

“My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.”

“As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.”

“When the age is in, the wit is out”

“Howard Cosell was gonna be a boxer when he was a kid only they couldn't find a mouthpiece big enough.”

“Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.”