"I wonder what chairs think about all..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

“There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.”

“I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.”

“Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.”

“It's a wonderful feeling to have a niece like youBecause you are always so dearYou are so dear no matter the yearBut all throughout each day of the yearThere could hardly be a town in the South of England where youcould throw a brick without hitting the niece of a bishop.”

“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

“I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?”