"When men break up they want to..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.”

“I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.”

“If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention.”

“I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."”

“She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous.”

“Fortitude: That quality of mind which does not care what happens so long as it does not happen to us.”

“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”

“The blame is on me...I knew you were trouble when you walked in.”

“But it's not easy. I've been thinking it over for years. While we loved each other we didn't need words to make ourselves understood. But people don't love forever. A time came when I should have found the words to keep her with me, only I couldn't.”