"The first time I tried organic wheat..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.”

“Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.”

“I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.”

“probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps those times when Thomas Jefferson ate alone.”

“I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!”

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

“I'd learned something... Food had power. It could inspire, astonish, shock, excite, delight and impress. It had the power to please me... and others. This was valuable information.”

“Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that”