"Cricket is basically baseball on valium...." - Quote by Robin Williams

“The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.”

“When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.”

“You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.”

“Sometimes I... No, I don't.”

“I have had a number of threatening letters each week, some telling me the actual time and method of my death, and I don't like it.”

“If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.”

“One of the hardest things in life to accept is a called third strike.”

“I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.”

“Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.”