A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
“Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“The first lover is kept a long while, when no offer is made of a second.”
“Tender words we spoke to one another are sealed in the secret vaults of heaven. One day like rain, they will fall to earth and grow green all over the world.”
“Love said to me, there is nothing that is not me. Be silent.”
“In fact, my popularity seems almost entirely a masculine phenomenon.”
“Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.”
“Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.”
