"And, of course, you have the commercials..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“You might have mentioned this to me Molly,” said Leonard. “The fact that there are hostile natives on the island.” “I forgot,” said Molly. “You forgot?” said Leonard. “There’s been a lot happening,” said Molly.”

“There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.”

“Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . . Today's government uses computers which are capable of cranking out millions of documents per day without any regard whatsoever for their content, thereby freeing government employees for more important responsibilities, such as not answering their phones.”

“I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.”

“No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.”

“Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.”

“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”

“Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.”

“Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.”