Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
“Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.”
“The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.”
“Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.”
“I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.”
“Humor is the most engaging cowardice.”
“Perhaps I should be flattered that somebody imagines the name is worth so much, especially since my parents gave me the same name 42 years ago for free.”
“Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.”
“Men, in general, are but great children.”
“Loud threats often indicate deep fears”
