"Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.”

“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”

“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”

“You know you've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution”

“If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.”

“The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear matching outfits than to get any two randomly selected Americans to agree on pizza toppings.”

“I don't want to have to get the lesson of losing [things like health and moving about freely] to appreciate what it was.”

“Smile. It creates positive physiological change.”

“There is one consolation in being sick; and that is the possibility that you may recover to a better state than you were ever in before.”