"Home, nowadays, is a place where part..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.”

“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”

“Our age is very cheap and intelligible. Unroof any house, and you shall find it. The well-being consists in having a sufficiency of coffee and toast, with a daily newspaper; a well glazed parlor, with marbles, mirrors and centre-table; and the excitement of a few parties and a few rides in a year.”

“They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.”

“As a remedy to life in society I would suggest the big city. Nowadays, it is the only desert within our means.”

“My parents are really conservative. My dad is Muslim, and my mom is the most conservative woman you've ever met. They're very aristocratic in the most quaint suburban way.”

“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.”

“Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.”