"The man who didn't want his wife..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.”

“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”

“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”

“As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.”

“Let us have no ranting tragedies. Too many charactersNot a tolerable woman's part in the play.”

“In spite of the fact that the law of revenge solves no social problems, men continue to follow its disastrous leading. History is cluttered with the wreckage of nations and individuals that pursued this self-defeating path.”

“I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at something he hates. Anybody can do well at something he loves - it's just a question of finding the subject.”

“The spinning wheel means national consciousness and a contribution by every individual to a definite constructive national work.”

“The advantage of riches remains with him who procured them, not with the heir.”