"We Californians are constantly accused of not..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.”

“Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.”

“My father used to call me the laughing hyena.”

“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.”

“So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.”

“I just think it's so important not to take yourself too seriously.”

“California is not just the Golden State. We are also the Internet State.”

“California will not wait for our federal government to take strong action on global warming. We won't wait for the federal government. We will move forward because we know it's the right thing to do. We will lead on this issue and we will get other western states involved. I think there's not great leadership from the federal government when it comes to protecting the environment.”

“The forest fires are the worst disaster in California since I was elected.”