"Poise: the ability to be ill at..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”

“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”

“An altruist is one who would be sincerely sorry to see his neighbor's children devoured by wolves.”

“Hatred is inveterate anger.”

“I believe the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.”

“[ J. Edgar]Hoover, I'm sure, felt that he was right in everything he did and even the things that we don't like about his character.”

“This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant-a man into whom nature hath so crowded humours that his valour is crush'd into folly, his folly sauced with discretion.”

“Nothing tells more about the character of a man than the things he makes fun of.”