A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”
“Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.”
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
“Reporter lady: What's that color? John: Hm. I'd call this a color!”
“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
“Certainly, Lu. Whatever you like,' said Peter unexpectedly. This was encouraging, but as Peter instantly rolled round and went to sleep again it wasn't much use.”
“My joy in friends, those sacred people, is my consolation.”
“I am made and remade continually. Different people draw different words from me.”
“Promises may get thee friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.”
