"I love acting, but it's all just..." - Quote by Tim Vine

“Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.”

“I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.”

“So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'”

“Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?' but the boy asks, 'What can I do with it?'.”

“"Why, what I may think after dinner," returns Mr. Jobling, "is one thing, my dear Guppy, and what I may think before dinner is another thing."”

“Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.”

“Wait 'till I get my money right.”

“Success does not mean taking, it means truly growing and giving”

“I've always taught that a poor economy is the best opportunity for salespeople because the naysayers and grumblers have already given up, leaving more territory, more opportunities to be successful than in a good economy when virtually all salespeople are out there, giving it their best.”