"I've made it a rule never to..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors, no wonder he is crazy.”

“For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together.”

“Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.”

“Cultivate the habit of being grateful... and ...give thanks continuously.”

“Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.”

“The single most important tool to being in balance is knowing that you and you alone are responsible for the imbalance between what you dream your life is meant to be, and the daily habits that drain life from that dream.”

“During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.”

“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”

“This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.”