Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
“Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.”
“When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.”
“Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.”
“Freud was way off base in considering sex the fundamental motivation. The ruling passion in men is minding each other's business.”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
“Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.”
“You think you have troubles with mathematics . . . I assure you mine are still bigger.”
