"Don't sweat the petty things and don't..." - Quote by George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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“Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: Take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.”
“Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.”
“People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?”
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“Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!”
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