"Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed..." - Quote by W C Fields

“Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.”

“I like children - fried.”

“It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.”

“I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.”

“Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.”

“I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party.”

“You can't climb a smooth mountain”

“One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But... I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.”

“It is true you can be successful without [college], but this is a hard world, a real world, and you want every advantage you can have. I would suggest to people to do all that you can. When I dropped out of school, I had worked in the music industry and had checks cut in my name from record labels and had a record deal on the table, and when I wasn’t successful and Columbia said, ’We’ll call you,’ I had to go back and work a telemarketing job, go back to the real world, and that’s how life is. Life is hard. Take advantage of your opportunities.”