"Today, there are three kinds of people:..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”

“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”

“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”

“The community which has neither poverty nor riches will always have the noblest principles.”

“We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.”

“Culture in its higher forms is a delicate plant which depends on a complicated set of conditions and is wont to flourish only in a few places at any given time.”

“This mad rush for wealth must cease and the labourer must be assured not only of a living wage but, also a daily task that is not mere drudgery.”

“... No one is less happy than I am with the performance of Microsoft stock! I've lost tens of billions of dollars this year - if you check, you'll see that's more than most people make in a lifetime!”

“Fortunes gravitate to men whose minds have been prepared to attract them just as surely as water gravitates to the ocean.”