"If you think nobody cares if you're..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.”

“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”

“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”

“Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.”

“When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.”

“There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.”

“Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value - zero.”

“It is time to put in place tough, new common-sense rules of the road so that our financial market rewards drive and innovation, and punishes short-cuts and abuse.”

“Profits are better than wages. Wages make you a living; profits make you a fortune.”