“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”

“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”

“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”

“Adult males are what their moms designed them.”

“Cannot we let [children] be themselves, and enjoy life in their own way? You are trying to make another you. One's enough.”

“Of course you will insist on modesty in the children, and respect to their teachers, but if the boy stops you in your speech, cries out that you are wrong and sets you right, hug him!”

“The only thing that feeling bad accomplishes is to plummet you into anxiety, despair, depression, and stress. In such situations, ask yourself in that moment what THOUGHT you can have that will make you feel GOOD!”

“Unquiet meals make ill digestions.”

“We have a lot of anxieties, and one cancels out another very often.”

“A young man married is a man that's marred.”

“O Mistress mine, where are you roaming? O, stay and hear; your true love's coming, That can sing both high and low: Trip no further, pretty sweeting; Journeys end in lovers meeting, Every wise man's son doth know. What is love? 'Tis not hereafter; Present mirth hath present laughter; What's to come is still unsure: In delay there lies not plenty; Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty, Youth's a stuff will not endure.”

“Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.”