"A bachelor is a guy who leans..." - Quote by Earl Wilson
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
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“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”
“Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.”
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“A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.”
“Don’t let Negative and Toxic people rent space in your head.Raise the rent and kick them out.”
“A silent look of affection and regard when all other eyes are turned coldly away-the consciousness that we possess the sympathy and affection of one being when all others have deserted us-is a hold, a stay, a comfort, in the deepest affliction, which no wealth could purchase, or power bestow.”
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“Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.”
“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”
“What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense of humor”