Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
“I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.”
“There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.”
“Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill.”
“Never repeat old grievances.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.”
“It is not necessary to do extraordinary things to get extraordinary results.”
“Common sense ain't common.”
“There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.”
