"If you want to die, don't make..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.”

“My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes”

“It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.”

“Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.”

“And now, dear Mr. Worthing, I will not intrude any longer into a house of sorrow. I would merely beg you not to be too much bowed down by grief. What seem to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. This seems to me a blessing of an extremely obvious kind.”

“Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.”

“Nothing is stronger than the position of the dead among the living.”

“Reason thus with life:If I do lose thee, I do lose a thingThat none but fools would keep.”

“To this urn let those repairThat are either true or fair;For these dead birds sigh a prayer.”