"I hate learning through experience. Just once..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
More by Rita Rudner
“When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.”
“I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.”
“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”
More on Learning
“Right around my first year of college - I remember "Song of Solomon," by Toni Morrison, just moved me tremendously. The power of language and how it can peel back truths, bring things to the surface. So I learned a lot from fiction.”
“Once you know what it is in life that you want to do, then the world basically becomes your library. Everything you view, you can view from that perspective, which makes everything a learning asset for you.”
“We study history not to be clever in another time, but to be wise always.”
More on Experience
“She felt... how life, from being made up of little separate incidents which one lived one by one, became curled and whole like a wave which bore one up with it and threw one down with it, there, with a dash on the beach.”
“Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy.”
“He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.”