"Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a-..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“The term 'working mother' is redundant.”

“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”

“Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women who have been dealt a hand for life and play each card one at a time the best way they know how. No mother is all good or all bad, all laughing or all serious, all loving or all angry. Ambivalence rushes through their veins.”

“Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.”

“When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.”

“Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.”

“When I first signed at Anfield, I was asked what my feeling was and I said, for it to be perfect, I had to play in a full stadium to have that even more special feeling.”

“I really like to play and use a good part of my free time involved in football, even through esports.”

“At many a moment on many a day, I am convinced that pro football must be a game for madmen, and I must be one of them.”