"Men accept compliments much better than women..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."
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“I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.”
“Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".”
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
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“On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'”
“A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.”
“Don't squat with your spurs on.”
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“Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.”
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
“RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.”