"Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time......" - Quote by Robin Williams

“Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!”

“Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother”

“After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!”

“"Do not repine, my friends," said Mr. Pecksniff, tenderly. "Do not weep for me. It is chronic."”

“Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.”

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.”

“Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated”

“My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit”

“Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?”