"Love had forged ahead so swiftly that..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?”

“Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.”

“The only real laughter comes from despair.”

“O hell! to choose love with another's eye.”

“In every form of womanly love something of motherly love also comes to light.”

“In this earth,in this immaculate field,we shall not plant any seedsexcept for compassion,except for love.”

“In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.”

“I have no liking for novels or stories - none in the world; and so, whenever I read one - which is not oftener than once in two years, and even in these same cases I seldom read beyond the middle of the book - my distaste for the vehicle always taints my judgment of the literature itself, as a matter of course; and also of course makes my verdict valuless. Are you saying "You have written stories yourself." Quite true: but the fact that an Indian likes to scalp people is no evidence that he likes to be scalped.”

“I was never great, but I was a good [basketball] player, and I could play seriously. Now I'm like one of these old guys who's running around, and the guys I play with, who are all a lot younger, they sort of pity me and sympathize with me. They tolerate me, but we all know that I'm the weak link on the court. And I don't like being the weak link.”