"I wish you'd keep my hands to..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
More by Groucho Marx
“I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.”
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.”
“Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.”
More on Humor
“Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.”
“In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.”
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
More on Personal Space
“You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where you don't know what was in the newspapers that morning a place where you can simply experience and bring forth what you are and what you might be.”
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
“I've learned that usually, the less I know about other people, the better off I am.”