"The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.”

“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”

“My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.”

“You want to look younger... rent smaller children.”

“You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”

“In jest, there is truth.”

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”

“There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.”

“I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.”