"You've got a goal in life. I've..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
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“Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.”
“I never could keep a promise. I do not blame myself for this weakness, because the fault must lie in my physical organization. It is likely that such a very liberal amount of space was given to the organ which enables me to make promises that the organ which should enable me to keep them was crowded out. But I grieve not. I like no half-way things. I had rather have one faculty nobly developed than two faculties of mere ordinary capacity.”
“I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"”