"How would you like to feel the..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

“There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!”

“If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.”

“The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.”

“Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me.”

“Ask a toad what is beauty....; he will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat head, a yellow belly and a brown back.”

“Look your best - who said love is blind?”

“Self-interest speaks all manner of tongues and plays all manner of parts, even that of disinterestedness.”