"Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.”

“My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.”

“You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it's always their actions you should judge them by. It's actions, not words, that matter.”

“Nothing is so great an instance of ill-manners as flattery.”

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”

“If a person has built a sound character, it makes but little difference what people say about him, because he will win in the end.”

“Regard your good name as the richest jewel yoou can possibly be possessed of.”

“From the circumstances of my position, I was often thrown into the society of horse-racers, card-players, fox-hunters, scientific and professional men, and of dignified men; and many a time have I asked myself, in the enthusiastic moment of the death of a fox, the victory of a favorite horse, the issue of a question eloquently argued at the bar, or in the great council of the nation, well, which of these kinds of reputation should I prefer? That of a horse-jockey, a fox-hunter, an orator, or the honest advocate of my country's rights?”